(And hopefully it's not mine.)
"The other day, I read a letter to the editor in the L.A. Times written by an irate homosexual. Come to think of it, is there any other kind?..."
Stop drilling, you hit oil! Whoa, Burt, you have already welcomed us to your world. What is it like to be you, I wonder. To wake up every morning, tired and cranky, and yet rubbing your hands together with excitement -- What can I get my narrow mind to focus on today? There are so many groups I hate out there, I don't even know where to begin!
"Liberals are so intolerant they often can’t even bear to have people say “Merry Christmas” in their presence. In fact, they can’t even bring themselves to recognize it as a celebration of a specific event."
"Where liberals are concerned, one thing you can always count on is that they regard themselves as morally and intellectually superior to those who disagree with them. And, yet, surely there must be liberals somewhere who possess enough common sense to realize how absurd it is when the city council of Berkeley, California, instead of dealing with potholes and street vendors, came up with a resolution condemning the Iraq War, or when a grand jury in Willacy County, Texas, recently decided to indict Dick Cheney and Alberto Gonzalez. Aren’t there any liberals who find such things even faintly amusing?"