Stuck trying to concoct a plot for you next genre novel or cable TV movie? Try the Cool Bits Story Generator and steal a log line from their random plots.
>>It begins with someone who doesn't need anyone or anything (until they do) in a dark alley. This person meets a courtesan who carries a knife and together they encounter loyalty and a lonely scream in the darkness. The story winds up in a city with a long history and features blue cocktails. The overall narrative contains themes and imagery of blood.<<
>>In a shadowy forest, a man with charm encounters leaves blowing in the wind as the story begins. As the narrative unfolds, the protagonist meets someone who smiles - awkwardly - for the first time with antiquarian knowledge, and they wind up in Meiji Japan with men and women who are good friends with no sexual tension.<<
There! Print. Send. Sell. Live off profits for years.
[Thanks to Jay Garmon at TechRepublic for pointing to this one in his piece on Sci-Fi Channel movies - speaking of randomized plots spit out of a computer]