After sitting through the coming attraction for Mike Myers new "comedy," The Love Guru* -- not the whole movie, just the coming attraction -- I not only want that minute of my life back but I want to do everything in my meek internet blogger power (I'm being sort of facetious because I don't think any one of us has that kind of power) to start a buzzkilling wave.
I liked Mike Myers in the Austin Powers films, especially the first one (before it all devolved into gross-out humor and stupidity) and think he's a talented comic. But he's not Peter Sellers, either, and that's exactly who he's apparently trying to channel in this one. Stupid, unfunny, offensive jokes + Jessica Alba do not = hi-larious comedy. (Why, oh why, does Ms. Alba keep getting cast in comedies? Or in anything? Don't answer that.)
So here it is, the first (probably not, actually) Official Internet Buzzkill Post for The Love Guru: May it die a quick, painful death.
*I refuse to link to the official site to help them any more than I probably already am